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Thanks to paco for these jokes

sterano: Whats the difference between Raid_0 and Raid_1?
Steve: In Raid_0 the zero stands for how many files you are going to get back if something goes wrong.

http://bash.org/?854608

piercings: A programmer started to cuss
piercings: Because getting to sleep was a fuss
piercings: As he lay there in bed
piercings: Looping ’round in his head
piercings: was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;

http://bash.org/?845468

l70uke: network connections says it cant find an IP address
dbbolton: open a web browser and type 192.168.1.1 in the address bar
dbbolton: what happens
l70uke: “please enter disk into drive a”
dbbolton: what the FUCK

http://bash.org/?847733

anon: You’re so gullible.
sleaz: You mean gullable.
anon: What?
sleaz: It’s spelled gullable.
anon: Oh. Okay.

http://bash.org/?839727