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Will The Google Bashers Please Shut up

May I have your attention please?
Will all the Google bashers please shut up?
I repeat, will the Google bashers please shut up?
We’re gonna have a problem here..

Y’all act like you never seen a search engine before
Jaws all on the floor like Altavista just burst in the door
and started whoopin Ask Jeeves worse than before

YaHoo! was the first force, throwin them all over the furniture (Ahh!)
It’s the return of the… “Ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,
he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he?”
And Lycos said… nothing you idiots!
Lycos’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)

The women love MSN, I’m sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who,” “Yeah, but he’s so cute though!”

I’m the Search Engine, yes I’m the real Search Engine
All you other Search Engines are just imitating
So won’t the Google bashers please shut up,
please shut up, please shut up?

Guess there’s a Search Engine in all of us.